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  • 1531 » Deocheate Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Doua prietene se intalnesc la coafor.
    Prima: - Draga, sa vezi ce am patit ieri! Ma intorceam de la piata, un tip in spatele meu. Ajung in fata blocului, tipul in spatele meu. Intru in lift, el dupa mine. Ies din lift, iese si el, dupa mine. Ajung in fata apartamentului, el in spatele meu. Intru, intra si el si, fara sa spuna nimic, ma ia, ma duce in dormitor si mi-o trage!
    A doua: - Si tu ce ai zis?
    Prima: - Ei, daca el n-a zis nimic, eu ce sa zic?

    2009/07/29 01:01 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 1532 » Deocheate Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Pe Bula il durea, foarte rau, cotul.
    Merge la medic, isi face o groaza de analize si tot nimic.
    Aude de un cabinet, unde se fac analize, pe un calculator foarte performant.
    Merge la acesta si i se da o sticla de un litru, pe care trebuie s-o umple cu urina.
    Neputand s-o umple singur, e ajutat de sotia si de fiica lui.
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  • 1533 » Deocheate Glume si Bancuri Haioase


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    Bate la prima.
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    - Ocupat!
    Bate la a treia.
    - Intra!

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  • 1534 » Deocheate Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Intrebare: - Cum e mai placuta, o m*ie?
    Raspuns: - Depinde de care parte a p**i te afli!

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  • 1535 » Deocheate Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Doi motani frati se intalnesc.
    Cel mare: - Frate, hai sa p*z*arim!
    Cel mic: - Bine, frate!
    Afara era iarna si pisicile nu au venit.
    Cel mic, dardaind: - Nene, eu mai p*z*aresc 5 minute si ma duc!

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